{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
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Callimetopus panayanus is a species of beetle in the family Cerambycidae. It was described by Schultze in 1920, originally under the genus Euclea. It is known from the Philippines.
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