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The 759th Military Police Battalion is a military police battalion in the United States Army. It is currently stationed at Fort Carson, CO – \"The Mountain Post\". It is administratively controlled by the 4th Infantry Division Sustainment Brigade at Fort Carson, and is a part of the 89th Military Police Brigade at Fort Cavazos, Texas.
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Three Men in a Tub is a 1938 Our Gang short comedy film directed by Nate Watt. It was the 164th Our Gang short to be released.
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