{"type":"general","setup":"Never take advice from electrons.","punchline":"They are always negative.","id":75}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do birds fly south for the winter?","punchline":"Because it's too far to walk.","id":344}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?","punchline":"They say he made a mint.","id":88}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Have you heard of the band 1023MB?","punchline":"They haven't got a gig yet.","id":110}
{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of shoes does a thief wear?","punchline":"Sneakers","id":9}
{"fact":"Perhaps the most famous comic cat is the Cheshire Cat in Lewis Carroll\u2019s Alice in Wonderland. With the ability to disappear, this mysterious character embodies the magic and sorcery historically associated with cats.","length":216}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why are fish easy to weigh?","punchline":"Because they have their own scales.","id":298}
{"fact":"The Cat Fanciers Association (CFA) recognizes 44 breeds of cats.","length":64}
{"type":"general","setup":"What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?","punchline":"Narnia business!","id":22}
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